7 New Wonders Of The World

7 new wonders of the world - all in Malaysia

Organisers recently announced the seven new wonders
of the world. Here in MALAYSIA Bolihland we have our very own 7 wonders.

1. THE ZAKARIA 'PALACE'
The only building built with no approval and unpaid
assessment fees that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first
bankrupt to be able to own  a palace.

2. THE 'BOCOR' PARLIAMENT
The unique feature is its ability to 'leak' away billions of taxpayers
money while the guardians of the nation stood
there all wet.

3. 'UNHAUNTED' KUCHING PRISON
The only $600M prison in this world that is free of haunted stories
and encounters.  Reasons No execution was done here before. In fact no
prisoners were held in here.  There are also no concrete walls with
barbed wires to contain souls - both dead and alive..  Maybe it can
qualify as the first imaginary prison built with real money.

4. PAYA INDAH 'WASTED' WETLANDS
The nation's premier eco-tourism park holds the record in the category of
attracting more lawyers with litigation than tourists with binoculars.

5. 'NOT SO' SMART TUNNEL
Uniquely design to alleviate floods. When completed, it does everything
except alleviate floods.

6. 'DISCONNECTED' CYBERJAYA
The one and only high tech city in the world that offers limited or no
internet connection to its residents.

7. CROOKED 'CROOKED' BRIDGE
The most crooked bridge in the
world dreamt by a most crooked mind. Too
bad it was abandoned; otherwise it would make it as one of the wonders.

LATEST 8 WONDER :
1ST MALAYSIAN ASTRO MAN BLASTED OFF TO NOWHERE WITH
MILLIONS OF RAKYAT MONEY BURNT IN 10 DAYS FOR THE MOST EXPENSIVE SPACE
EXPEDITION HAS ENTER INTO THE MALAYSIAN GUINESS BOOK RECORD AT 10 PM ON
0CT 10, 2007. BRAVO!

HANYA DAP ROCKET - TAK BOLEH NAIK !!

TARGETTED NEXT WONDER:-

THE RUSSIANS ARE LAUGHING... THIS IS GOOD BUSINESS!!! SO THEY ARE
OFFERING ANOTHER TAXI RIDE TO NOWHERE FOR ANOTHER MALAYSIAN ASTO-NUT /
ANGKA SAWAN. SO PEOPLE OF MALAYSIA, BE PREPARED TO FORK OUT ANOTHER
RM100 M ++ AND BRACE FOR BARANG2 TERUS NAIK PUNYA
BECAUSE WE ARE
PAYING FOR IT....

MALAYSIA MASIH BOLEH (BAYAR) ....OR SO THE GOVERNMENT SAYS.