Showing posts with label Melbourne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Melbourne. Show all posts

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Australian Cities At A Glance


by jason godfrey

He made it! Jason grinning widely after climbing Sydney Harbour Bridge.
He made it! Jason grinning widely after climbing Sydney Harbour Bridge.
There’s so much that this vast continent has to offer, with each city having its own charm and attraction.

AUSTRALIA may be known for its unique wildlife and landscapes but the Merry Ol’ Land of Oz has got much more to offer if you’re craving an urban vacation. The hard part is picking just which city Down Under is going to float your boat. To make your work sourcing a city getaway much easier, I’m providing the Jason Down Under guide to Your Australian Urban Vacation!

The Gallery of Modern Art in Brisbane is one of the premier art galleries in Australia.
The Gallery of Modern Art in Brisbane is one of the premier art galleries in Australia.


Sydney, New South Wales
It seems like everyone and their cousins want to visit this place and, what can I say, it’s uber cool – from surfing in beautiful Bondi Beach to shopping at the Pitt Street Mall, to grabbing dinner at one of the awesome restaurants in Darling Harbour. The question is: Are you cool enough for Sydney?

Jason’s picks:
> Sydney Harbour Bridge: Climbing is a great way to get up this iconic structure! Matt Damon, Teri Hatcher and Will Smith are among the celebrities who have done so.
> Vivid Sydney: This light and art show, held at the end of May, transforms the city into a spectacular sight.

The Cascade Brewery in Hobart is reportedly the oldest brewery in Australia. Wonder if that fountain flows with beer? - Photo by George Apostolidis/Tourism Australia
The Cascade Brewery in Hobart is reportedly the oldest brewery in Australia. Wonder if that fountain flows with beer?


Brisbane, Queensland
A river runs through it but I can’t guarantee hot blond men ala Brad Pitt will be there; still, it is Australia so there’s a pretty good chance. The meandering Brisbane River really sets the city apart; the relaxed, sub-tropical flair helps, too. Kayak along the river and see the skyline from a totally different perspective. If you don’t want to get in the way of the rivers’ dolphins and bull sharks (seriously, they’re in there), you can bike, run, or walk alongside the waterway to take in the sights.

Jason’s picks:
> Gallery of Modern Art (GOMA): Just when you thought the city was all about the river, Brisbane lets you get artsy at one of the premier art galleries on the continent.
> The Story Bridge: Abseil off it and create your own story.

Hobart's Museum of Old and New Art is an art gallery like no other. - Photo by Leigh Carmichael/Tourism Australia
Hobart’s Museum of Old and New Art is an art gallery like no other.


Hobart, Tasmania
With a population of about 200,000, Tasmania is nowhere close to giving you a fear of crowds. Hobart has an 18th century feel about it, with many of its hippest hotels and eating spots occupying turn-of-the-century, factory-style buildings. And seafood doesn’t get any fresher than in Hobart, unless you’re in the water, eating it!

Jason’s picks:
> Museum of Old and New Art (MONA), an art gallery like no other. Provocative, shocking and unforgettable, it’s a must-see. Even their toilets are art exhibits; using one of their bathroom stalls literally gave me the shock of a lifetime.
> Cascade Brewery: It claims to be Australia’s oldest beer-manufacturing enterprise, at 175 years old. Go on a tour, taste the beer, or do both at the same time.

Part of the marvellous city skyline of Melbourne.
Part of the marvellous city skyline of Melbourne.


Melbourne, Victoria
Perhaps the most European city in Australia, Melbourne is a collection of quirky lanes with incredible food, great fashion, and so many alfresco cafés it gives Paris a run for its euros. The capital of Victoria has a chilled, cosmopolitan feel to it. This is a city where they’ve got a laneway for everything, be it outdoor eating, coffee or graffiti art.

Jason’s picks:
> Collins Street: Start at the Paris end of this street for luxury brands like Chanel, Giorgio Armani and Louis Vuitton, then head to Little Collins Street for edgy boutiques that won’t stress your credit cards’ limit.
> The Australian Open. Enjoy the match (held in January), Aussie style, in a beer garden or grab tickets and watch tennis’ biggest stars grunting as they hammer a ball at each other.

Learn to ring the massive bells at Bell Tower in Barrack Square, Perth. - Photo by Brett Parkes/Tourism Australia
Learn to ring the massive bells at Bell Tower in Barrack Square, Perth.


Perth, Western Australia
Built on the banks of the Swan River, the capital of Western Australia is known for its blue skies and stunning natural setting. Perth has all the trappings of a metropolis – great food, amazing sights, pristine waterways and the incredible Botanic Gardens at King’s Park.

Jason’s picks:
> The Bell Tower (or the Swan Bell Tower): Ringing bells in a tower doesn’t sound that hard to do until you do it yourself. Learn how to ring these massive bells without causing bodily harm to yourself. Seriously.
> Fremantle Prison, a former maximum-security jail. Each cell has an incredible story attached to it, and maybe even some artwork!

Adelaide's Central Market is the place to go to for cheeses, among a host of other things.
Adelaide’s Central Market is the place to go to for cheeses, among a host of other things.


Adelaide, South Australia
In Adelaide, the first place I went to was Montefiore Hill where the statue of Colonel William Light stands; he is perpetually pointing at the wide lanes and lush parks covering much of the city he planned. He looks quite proud, as he should be, as Adelaide has grown into a culturally diverse, relaxed city where most of the attractions are within walking distance of each other.

Jason’s picks:
> The Australian Aboriginal Cultures Gallery and the Tandanya National Aboriginal Cultural Institute.
> Adelaide Central Market: It opened over a hundred years ago and has been going strong ever since. This is the place for getting fresh produce, meat and cheeses, and dipping strawberries in fondue.
So there you have it, the tip of the iceberg of figuring out which Australian city to check out. No matter what urban experience you seek, Australia has it – plus a whole lot more. 

Source: The Star

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

The Rambo Granny of Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

"The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,"
said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.


Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station,
laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:
"Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."



Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles
when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come,
but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. "The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to,"

Detective Delp told reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."



The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.


"When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital,
I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,"' recalled the retired library worker.

" And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life.
And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."


So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place
till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.


"I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them," the oldster recalled...



"So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door,
and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."


Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.

"What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor."